bodog.com: Gross New Reality or Mean Little Hoax

A few months ago I found out that I went to university with one of the early executives at bodog.com- the huge online gaming organization and entertainment company. My classmate seemed like a nice enough fellow and we shared polite pleasantries between beer bongs. Controversial as the company is, I was happy to see him succeed. However, the above video clip made me tear up a little.

HOAX OR GROSS REALITY?
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day. I considered faking my own death to increase uniques but I'm just too depressed to make the effort.

Bodog is either releasing an offensive reality series about how one extremely wealthy billionaire can impregnate nine women and then cast the bitchiest ones aside or they are getting ready for April Fool's Day. I'd prefer to assume the latter because honestly, what kind of billionaire wants to sit around with nine pregnant women and fetch their ice cream? Sure, pregnant women have a wonderful glow about them and sure, the miracle of life is an amazing thing. But nine voyeuristic reality tv pregnant women in the same house? (You saw what Britney Spears was like) I can see the series now.

EXTREME MALE VOICEOVER:
The Calvin's Heir house is turned upside down when Danica and Heidi confront Angela for purposely switching their hemorrhoid doughnuts. Tempers and bottoms flare. Meanwhile, Calvin holds a house meeting and the claws come out after the women find they've been exposed to lead paint. Anger avails, hot flashes ignite and the baby mama drama continues in...(insert musical signature)...Calvin's Heir.

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